Superman
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Real Identity: Kal-El
Affiliations: Justice League and House Force
Appearances: Two Parter: Part Two, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Pt 1, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Pt 2, TV Knight 3, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition Pt. 1, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition Pt. 2, Lil' Dimples, Collect Them All!, Witches Brew, We're Off To Get Awards, Walk Away, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Justice League Edition Pt. 1, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Justice League Edition Pt. 2, Kryptonite, Don't Press Play, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Dance Crew Edition Pt. 1, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Dance Crew Edition Pt. 2, A Little Help Please, Marv Wolfman & George Perez, Space House - Part 4, Manor and Mannerisms, Doomsday Preppers, Fat Cats, DC, A Doom Patrol Thanksgiving Part 1, A Sticky Situation, 365!, Teen Titans Action Part 1, Teen Titans Action Part 2, and Winning a Golf Tournament Is the Solution to All of Life's Money Problems, Toilet Water, Our House, Elasti-Bot, Warner Bros. 100th Anniversary Part 1, Warner Bros. 100th Anniversary Part 2, Four Hundred Part 1, Four Hundred Part 2, O.S.H.A., Diner Means Breakfast, Teen Titans and the Easter Factory, and Passive Income
Appearances (Specials): NBA Slam Dunk Special (2022 and 2023)
Powers/Skills: Flight, Enhanced Strength, and Enhanced Vision
Voiced By: Nicolas Cage (Teen Titans Go! To The Movies) and David Kaye (Four Hundred)
Superman is one of the greatest superheroes of planet Earth and a member of the Justice League. According to "Super Hero Weaknesses," Superman's weakness is Kryptonite. At some point, he flew very fast around the world and caused it to spin in reverse. As a result, he could time travel. Superman was one of the Leaguers kidnapped by Darkseid and rescued by Cyborg... eventually. Superman was one of the judges in the Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star, a competition designed to choose the next member of the League. Superman organized and threw Batman a suprise birthday party. Batman gave it a thumb's up and went back to watching television. Superman was hurt. As Pennyworth readied the birthday cake, Superman tried to take Batman's remote away. He ended up destroying it with heat vision but pulled another remote from his Bat Remotes pouch on the utility belt. Superman lifted the couch up and placed it near the others. He tried to feed Batman cake in vain. Batman pulled out a bat-shaped console and continued watching television. Superman flew away crying.
Pennyworth slapped the remote away then pointed to Superman. Batman groaned then consoled him. Superman revealed his Super Suprise Plan to throw Batman a party to become his Best Friend Forever. Batman got nervous and fired a grapnel into the bathroom. Wonder Woman punched through the door and pulled Batman outside to open presents. Batman didn't like anything. Superman presented a tall present and revealed Commissioner Gordon was in it. Gordon presented a golden remote then Superman showed off Batman's new giant multi-screened HD television. They all sat and enjoyed themselves. Except Pennyworth, who didn't quite get what was so funny. Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman judged the Jump City Children's Beauty Pageant. They gave the baton twirler girl a 6, 4, and 5 respectively, the archer girl 3, 2, and 4 respectively, all zeroes to Robin, and all tens to Raven for her dance. Trigon's plan worked and a giant monster was summoned. Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman ran away.
Superman was one of many heroes turned into a collectible by Toy Master's curse. In a battle between Robin and Toy Master, the latter ordered Superman to use heat vision to win the battle. After Toy Master was defeated, he returned to normal. Superman attended The Superhero Award Show. Wonder Woman, Flash, and Aquaman stood at Superman's grave solemnly until they were doused with the laughing gas as the Jokermobile sped by. They laughed and Superman popped out of the grave laughing, too. Superman made it into the record book "People Who Have Stopped An Asteroid" along with others like Bruce Willis and later Starfire. During the Justice League's Next Top Idol Star: Justice League Edition, Superman rose up to the stage in a phone booth then did juggling in super speed then flew into space and juggled three planets before tossing them into a star. Upon losing to the Titans, Superman balled up on the stage.
The Justice League happened to be flying past Mars in the Invisible Jet and saw De La Soul defeat a monster. They were impressed and invited them to join. Superman was visibly moved to tears by Cyborg and Beast Boy's dance routine "Doomsday for Superman." When all the judges gave them the green light, Superman clapped and gave them the thumb's up. Superman helped save Jump City from the combined invasion of dinosaurs and aliens. In a discarded idea for a new Teen Titans comic in 1980, George Perez reimagined the Teen Titans as organs inside Superman. While reading outside a cafe in Jump City, Superman was attacked by Doomsday. It charged and swiped at Superman but did minimal damage. Starheart ordered all the Super Organs to be activated. Starheart accelerated Superman's heart rate. As a result, Superman punched Doomsday with a flaming fist but he countered, launching Superman into a building. Cylung increased the oxygen intake. Superman inhaled and exhaled, freezing Doomsday's left arm.
Superman tried to finish up with a stomp but Doomsday dodged and kicked him in the appendix. Bladder Man reported the bladder levels were at full capacity. He was told to hold it. Doomsday repeatedly punched Superman in the gut. Starheart ordered an extra rush of energy. Adrenaraven triggered the adrenal gland and set energy levels to 9000 percent. Superman was enveloped in a yellow aura and spun around like a tornado landing hit after hit. Superman flew through a building and slammed into Doomsday, launching it into a store where it lay disoriented and defeated. The citizens cheered for Superman. The organs were tired to him getting all the credit and decided to remind him who was really in charge. Starheart ordered Bladder Boy to release everything. The crowd gasped and Superman was ashamed. The citizens turned on him and Superman wept. Superman accepted an invitation for a free vacation in a Space House and was unknowingly collected by Brainiac. He helped destroy the Skull Ship.
Superman attended the Wayne Manor Regency Ball. When no one was looking, he used his heat vision to change the Bruce Wayne initials on an ice sculpture to the S Shield. Starfire popped up behind him and startled him. She got out of control with her matchmaking and paired him with a potted flower. Before he could reply, she advised him to go with it. He shrugged and kissed the flower. Superman allegedly destroyed Doomsday's house with heat vision but lost him. After putting out fliers in Jump City, Superman was invited to Doomsday's party in the park. Superman did his serious hero landing. On the Teen Titans' urging, Doomsday greeted Superman and thanked him for coming then offered a slice of ice-cream cake. Superman destroyed it with heat vision and slapped it away. Doomsday had another idea and took out a club. Superman was about to use heat vision again but Robin informed him it was for the pinata. Superman cautiously took it and went first. Even after it broke, he continued clubbing it on the ground.
Superman played pin the tail on the donkey next. Doomsday spun him around. He pinned the tail on Robin's head. Superman and Doomsday danced to some music from a boombox. Doomsday tried offering him cake again. This time, he ate it. The Titans were pleased Superman was finally trusting Doomsday and seeing he wasn't such a bad guy. Superman started to choke and gag. Doomsday revealed there was cookies and Kryptonite in the cake. Superman puked, choked, coughed, then collapsed. Doomsday thanked the Titans for helping him destroy Superman then took off. Robin was left alone. He apologized to Superman then took off. While he was eating a salad, Superman was accosted by Starfire and Cyborg. Starfire held a chunk of Kryptonite at his face while Cyborg shoved his table away and held out a bag for taxes. Superman complied and put half his money into the bag.
Superman went to Wonder Woman's 80th anniversary party. He chugged the Aquaman Water Cooler. He, Batman, and Flash were assigned by Detective Chimp to make the Wonder Woman anniversary special comic but the Teen Titans wanted to make it to prove they should be promoted to the A-list. Robin planted a fly sticker on Batman, tricking the Swamp Thing Office Plant into eating all three of them. They opted to play cards inside the plant. Superman was a spectator at the Codsville Thanksgiving Parade. Green Lantern, Flash, Wonder Woman, and Superman were captured and strapped down in front of a death laser in the Hall of Doom. Their SOS went unanswered by Batman and the Teen Titans. Sticky Joe's can of beans coincidentally landed on the death ray machine, interrupting the power. It shut down. The Justice League was relieved. To their horror, Joe climbed atop the machine, took his can, and went into a missile exit. The machine turned back on and blasted the League.
After the Titans overtook the League as the number one toy license, the League could take a break from being action heroes and party. They were also uninterested in returning to risking their lives to selling toys. Superman manned the grill but accidentally blew it up with heat vision. The Titans soon tired of their popularity and got the League to agree to a game. If the Titans won the best of three rounds, the League would help them destroy their toy license. If not, the League went back to partying. In the third round, Superman was stationed at the third and last part of the sack race. Starfire tripped up Superman with her starbolts but he froze her and crossed the finish line. The League won outright and returned to partying. The League realized there was no way the Titans could stop Toy Master alone if they couldn't win a sack race and went to space to help them. However, Toy Master's toy factory was designed to be impervious to action heroes. A giant laser cannon made a direct hit and the League drifted away. Superman was in 7th place at the DC Invitational.
Without telling Robin, the Teen Titans agreed to dogsit Krypto for a week while Superman went on vacation. Superman handed Robin a book "Caring for Krypto: Super Do's and Don'ts." The Titans corrupted Krypto with their bad behavior and he attempted to take over the world. They were able to banish him into one of Raven's portals. Rather than tell Superman the truth, Beast Boy was painted white and posed as Krypto. Superman was unaware of the ruse and left with him. Eventually, he discovered the truth and blasted Beast Boy with his heat vision. While flying over Codsville, Superman was turned around by Robotman suddenly riding past him on a Boom Patrol missile. Superman and Aquaman played beach volleyball against Wonder Woman and Batman but the Doom Patrol drove through their game then left them buried in sand. Superman attended the 100th Anniversary party at Warner Bros. Studios.
At the DC Superhero Awards, Superman was anticipating Justice League would win the Super-Award for DC's Longest Running Animated Show. Everyone was shocked the Titans won. The Titans let it go to their heads and went into a song and dance about their win and no one came close to their 400 episode record. Superman was overcome with jealousy and went on a rant about how the Justice League should have won for Super Friends' historic run in the 1970s and 1980s. Their quips only made Superman angrier and he demanded they show more respect then called them a menace and their show nothing but dumb lessons in toilet humor. Robin pointed out Justice League only had 93 episodes. Superman conceded, congratulated them, then sent them to the Stop-Motion Dimension where their show would end forever due to the strain it would put on their budget.
Superman realized sending the Teen Titans to the Stop-Motion Dimension was not enough to end Teen Titans Go! once and for all so he consumed their budget by creating a mech suit then planned to use it to destroy that dimension's Jump City. He began destroying buildings. The Teen Titans portaled to a roof and were shocked to see Superman piloting it. After he explained his plan, they challenged him in the Titan Robot thanks to the lesson in cost cutting they learned. The Superman Mech took a punch then Robin taunted him by calling him "Clark". The mech stunned the Titan Robot with a powered up double punch. Raven hit it with a right punch but Superman unleashed the mech's rocket launchers on Titan Robot then rocked it with several punches in a row. Robin took the First Clay given to him by the Stop-Motion Animators and launched into the Titan Robot's hands. It formed the clay into an energy sword. Superman Mech was crippled by the sword's slices and collapsed. After seeing the error of his ways, Superman opened a portal back home but also pitched a crossover series with the Super Friends called The Super Friends Meet The Teen Titans Go! Mystery Fun Time Hour. Robin jump kicked him through the portal.
The League tried to build a structure from a deck of playing cards but a portal appeared above them and tons of trash fell on top of them. They cleaned up and were about to start again with their cards but Egghead, Glassman, and Sofia Falcone fell through a portal on their table. A monster came through last and slammed the three villains around. After buying French toast from Cyborg and Beast Boy's Dem Sticks, Batman drove off in the Batmobile but the syrup was extra sticky and got all over his gas pedal and he drove into Jump City Bank then was mistaken as a bank robber because money got stuck to him. He ran into Wonder Woman and she, too, was mistaken for a bank robber. They ran for it and ripped the money off. Before he could eat French toast, one of the dollar bills flew into Superman's face and he flew through a building that then toppled over. While running and eating French toast, Flash didn't realize he was ran over that building and he crashed into a nuclear power plant that triggered an explosion and Jump City was destroyed. The incident was undone once Cyborg shouted "Chrono Diner!" Cyborg realized he traveled back to the moment he placed his order at the diner.
Superman was lured to the Easter Factory with a free tour then imprisoned and forced to lay eggs by the Easter Bunny until the Teen Titans figured out a way to get free by overloading the machines. Lex Luthor tricked the Titans into luring the League to their island for his financial seminar then turned them into town houses and forced to Titans to rent them from him or be turned into houses, too. Cyborg stayed in the Superman house but it was all made of steel and he injured himself. Robin got an idea to force Luthor to evict them by being terrible renters. It backfired and he turned the Titans into houses, too. Robin rallied everyone to form a new team, the House Force, and they battled Luthor. Superman charged his solar panels and blasted Luthor with heat vision. Lastly, Wonder Woman threw him far away from the island with her lasso. Robin decided they should rent themselves out on travel websites and revealed a nice Dutch couple was staying in him next week. They held a house-house party but the rumbling it caused led the tower to fall into the ocean.